1: Audibly get harsher with utter bastard (7)
2: Figures wrong girl is hugging nobleman (9)
3: Clean, polished spear (5)
4: An exceptionally attractive person may be met aboard (9)
5: Pervert stripped in mineral water (5)
6: Plan to return with woman (3)
7: Orange lipstick shows spirit (5)
8: Famous for being incompetent? (7)
12: Requires five kills, or a single accurate shot. (3)
15: Telling of beer jokes brings uproars (9)
16: Bilbo got misled about a necessary part (9)
17: Fashionable journalist coming back after battle (1,2,4)
20: Narrowly beat or oust one, oddly (4,3)
22: Short line in letter back-fires (5)
23: Entertain cable channel hosting Total Recall (5)
24: Run away with Cockney stride (5)
26: See, you are a cad. (3)